you son of a mumford
One of the best out takes from any television show, ever.
this is one of my favorite videos
i love how she hits him
i have replayed this like 15 times now
This gave me life.
CHRIS PRATT IS THE BEST IMPROVISER I CAN’T
nsfw = NEVER SAFE FROM WALUIGI
this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time
“6:20 p.m. A girl who looks to be about four years old walks into the dining room wearing bright orange lipstick, and the hostess gives her crayons. She is my only rival for command of this TGI Friday’s.”
This whole article made me laugh, but this line made me absolutely howl:
Life is a like a box of of mozzarella sticks. You never know what you’re gonna get, but you can predict with 100 percent accuracy that it will be a mozzarella stick.
- Recite a poem.
- Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
- Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
- Do a tongue-twister.
- Say something in a different language.
- Share an anecdote.
- Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
- Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
- Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
- Tell a joke.
- What did you have to eat today?
- Talk about something that really scares you.
- Talk about something that makes you happy.
- What is your favorite word?
- What is your least favorite word?
- What turns you on?
- What turns you off?
- What sound or noise do you love?
- What sound or noise do you hate?
- What is your favorite curse word?
- What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
- What profession would you not like to do?
- If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
- If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.
THIS IS WHY FALL OUT BOY ARE SO IMPORTANT
okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.
I heard a rumor that ofpopandpunk is doing a GIVEAWAY!
Heres’ whatchu can win:
- One person will get: $50.00 in T|O|P merch
- One person will get: $25.00 in T|O|P merch
- One person will get: $15.00 in T|O|P merch
- One person will get: A T|O|P poster!
- wowowowoowow thats a lot of winners.
How to win:
- reblogs count, likes dont. (you can like for reference)
- mbf me and skeletonsaroundtheworld
- you get an extra entry for following my twitter and instagram: ktragusa
- no giveaway blogs pls.
- giveaway ends July 31st.
- will ship anywhere!!!!
um thats it? i think? i love you all xoxoxooxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxooxoxoxoxox