My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.
Having the same taste in music is like a soul connection
This is so important
bout to watch a movie in the 30th dimension.
I fucking love Nathan
You can basically just assume, without even knowing what this thing is, that it is from Australia.
Fuck that shit this thing is a pokemon
crime rates down 100% after president makes it illegal to do crimes.
"i don’t know why we didn’t think of this before," he said