east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
floridians: please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki-

moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

roughrimjob:

FEELING LIKE YOU BOTHER THE ONLY PERSON YOU WANT TO TALK TO IS REALLY SHITTY

ifthesepianosheetswerethestates:

Nicotine - Panic! At the Disco

Download the PDF here

laninjapanama:

andante-ace:

kitpocket:

airbrush clouds cause Im lazy

OH NO THAT’S REALLY CUTE

THEY GAVE HIM VITILIGO!!!!!!

laninjapanama:

andante-ace:

kitpocket:

airbrush clouds cause Im lazy

OH NO THAT’S REALLY CUTE

THEY GAVE HIM VITILIGO!!!!!!

light-blue-smurf:

People Art Gallery

Exciting Photo Illusions

elderlyvolcano:

When u want 2 rant but the person u want 2 rant about has the tumbler

My therapist just told me a joke.

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

notnevillelongbottom:

elderlyvolcano:

I accidentally started hating one of my friends what do I do

dont hate da playa. hate da game

I hate friendship now

elderlyvolcano:

I accidentally started hating one of my friends what do I do

elderlyvolcano:

Forever 21 mannequin on the left - Pete Wentz on the right

elderlyvolcano:

one time my mom was cooking beets and then she dropped one

elderlyvolcano:

like 95% of text posts lately have been inaccurate hyperbolic statistics

elderlyvolcano:

you might as well serve me to a german for lunch bc i am the wurst